So that’s what you’re working on

I showed you the sweater I’m working on.  (Which I’m now pretty sure that I have to frog.  My gauge seems to be off more than I thought it was.  I don’t want to undo all that work, so for the time being, my sweater is sitting in time-out. *pout*)

Anyhoo, it looks like you guys are having much more success in the knitting department than I am.

My mom (Hi Mom!) is making a pretty snazzy pair of socks from yarn that she dyed herself using food coloring.  Beautiful! (That shade of robin’s-egg blue is one of my favorite colors.)

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And, she’s making a whole pile of granny squares.  I love me some granny squares.  They’re one of my favorite things to do when I don’t have any specific project in mind, or a pile of little yarn bits to use up.  (I was digging through my stash the other day, and found that I have approximately 5 gallons of balls of worsted weight yarns.  And no more than a half-skein of any one color.  I might have to make another super-ugly…er… I mean eclectic blanket.  Mom’s squares are much better color-coordinated.)

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAMy friend Jenny had some free time to finish up her gorgeous crocheted shawl.  We play board games once a week, and she brings her crochet and I bring my knitting.  It’s awesome to see her shawl finished up so nicely!photo[1]

100!

Guess what?!  This is my 100th post!  How exciting!

100-fireworksWho would have guessed back in February that this little project would still be going more than 100 posts later.  And, I’ve got no plans on stopping any time soon.  I’ve got a bunch more ideas and tons of patterns in the works.  (Now, only if there were enough hours in the day to work on everything I want to work on!)

And, of course thanks to you for reading my yarn-fueled rambling.  I hope I’m at least a little entertaining, and that you get to learn something along the way.

Now, on to the next 100!

n00b Hat, Part 3: the Purl Stitch

Have you got your garter stitch brim done?  Awesome!  Send me a photo, if you like.  I’d love to actually see it, instead of just pretending to see it.

So, your hat should look something like this:

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAIf it’s a little longer or shorter, no worries.  If it’s a little lumpier, also no worries.

Today we’re going to start working on the middle part of the hat, which we’ll work in stockinet stitch.  Stockinet stitch is a simple knitting pattern where you alternate knitting one row, and purling one row.  When you imagine a basic knit sweater, the smooth-looking parts are stockinet stitch.

You already know how to do knit stitches, so I guess it’s time to learn how to do purl stitches.  The purl stitch is worked very similarly to the knit stitch, except that it’s mirrored (don’t worry… it sounds worse than it is).

Just like before, you’re going to start with your knitting on your left side and your empty needle on your right.  Take the tip of your right-hand needle, and poke it through the back of the first stitch.  Keep your yarn in front of your knitting.  (See how it’s backwards from working a knit stitch?)

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAThen, wrap your yarn around the tip of your right-hand needle.

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Does that make sense?  Let’s try it again.

Keep your yarn in front of your knitting.  Insert the tip of your needle into the back of the stitch. Wrap your yarn around the tip of your needle, and pull the new stitch through.  Drop your old stitch off the left-hand needle.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAKeep going!  Purl the whole row.

Now that you’ve purled a whole row, do you see how knitting and purling are very similar?  For both, you insert your right-hand needle, wrap your yarn around, pull the new stitch through, then drop the old stitch off.  Here’s a quick summary of the differences between knitting and purling:

Knitting: Insert your needle into the front of the stitch, keeping your yarn behind the knitting.  Wrap your yarn around the needle tip, and pull the new stitch through from back to front.

Purling: Insert your needle into the back of the stitch, keeping your yarn in front of the knitting.  Wrap your yarn around the needle tip, and pull the new stitch through from front to back.

OK, so, since we’re doing the stockinet stitch pattern, it’s time for another knit row.  (Remember, knit one row, purl one row.)  So, turn your knitting around and knit back.

Then purl a row.

Then knit a row.

Then purl a row.

Simple!

But, what if you have to (I don’t know) sleep or something?  How will you remember what to do next?  Easy; just “read” your knitting.  “Reading” your knitting means that you look at the stitches you’ve already worked to figure out what to do next.

After a few rows of stockinette stitch, you’ll see that your hat has two different textures.  The bumpy and squishy garter stitch at the bottom, and the smooth stockinet at the top.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAStockinet has two different sides.  The “right side” is the side with the little V-shaped stitches.  When you see this side facing you, it’s time to knit.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAThe “wrong side” is the side with little bumps.  When you see this side, it’s time to purl.  (You can think of the bumps as “pearls,” if that helps.  Get it? Pearls=purl.  Clever clever.)

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAKeep going, knitting one row and purling one row until your whole hat measures about 5 inches from the cast-on edge.  If you have a smaller head, you can make your hat a little shorter, if you have a bigger head (or lots of hair) you can make your hat a little longer.  I like to err on the too long side, since you can always roll up the brim, if it’s too big.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERANext week, we’ll make the crown of the hat, and I’ll show you how to do decreases.

What’s On Your Needles?

So, whatcha working on?  I’m curious.

I’m making a Peggy Sue cardigan.  It’s (hopefully) going to be pretty cute.OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAOn a trip to visit my brother in San Francisco, I came across the coolest fabric store I’ve ever seen.  I’ve now forgotten its name and its location, which is super helpful for all of you (and me, if I ever go back).  But, it had a gigantic wall of approximately 1 billion beautiful buttons.  I didn’t have a project going at the time, but I still bought some buttons to use for a future sweater.   Aren’t they the best?

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Ooh!  Aah!

Anyhoo, that’s what’s on my needles.  Let me know what’s on your needles (or hook).  If you send me a picture, I’ll even put it up on the blog.

n00b Hat, Part 2: Casting on and the knit stitch

Are you as excited as I am about this project? Doubtful.  Possible, but doubtful.  I am very excited.  One of my favorite things to do is teaching people how to knit, so this is totally up my alley.

So, let’s jump right in and start casting on.  Knitted fabric is made of a whole series of loops that all interlock in a very specific way.  These loops give the finished fabric stretch, which is what makes knitting so awesome for making sweaters, socks, and hats.  The first row of loops is created by casting on.  We’ll be doing a long-tail cast on, since it’s the most versatile way to do a cast on.  (I use it on 90% of all my projects).

Start by measuring out a long tail (duh) that is about 4 times as long as your finished project.  (Since this is a hat, you can wrap your yarn around your head 4 times to estimate your length.)  Then, make a slip knot at the point that you measured.  In this case, you’ll have your ball of yarn on one side of the slip knot, and about 6 or 7 feet of yarn on the other end.  Slip the slip knot on your needle and tighten the loop so that it won’t fall off the needle.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERANow, with your non-dominant hand, grab both the ball yarn and the tail yarn with your pinky and ring finger.  Then, slip your thumb and index finger between the two ends of yarn.  Make sure that the tail yarn is the one wrapped around your thumb.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAUse the point of the needle to slide from the bottom of your thumb to the top, picking up a loop of yarn.  Don’t let the yarn slip off your thumb.  Your pinky and ring fingers should keep tension on your yarn, which can help this.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAThen, move the point of the needle over to the tip of your index finger.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERASlide the point of the needle down your index finger, then down your thumb, too.  This will hook the loop of yarn from your index finger, and pull it through the thumb loop.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERANow, here’s the scary part.  Drop the yarn from your left hand.  I promise you won’t loose your work.OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAPull on the yarn tails to snug up your new stitch.  Now you have two stitches!  Huzzah!

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAAnd now, you keep going.  Grab the yarn again in your non-dominant hand, with your thumb and index finger between the tail and the ball yarn.  Use the tip of the needle to slide up your thumb, over to your index finger, and back down your thumb, pulling the index finger loop through the thumb loop.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAThen, drop the yarn, and tighten up your third stitch.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAKeep on going, repeating these steps until you end up with 80 stitches on your needle.  (I know it seems like a lot, but practice makes perfect.  You’ll be burning through them before you know it.)  When you get all 80 stitches, tie up any remaining tail yarn into a little bundle to keep it out of your way.   You won’t do anything else with the tail until you’re done with all the knitting on this project.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERADid you get your 80 stitches all cast on?  Awesome!  Now it’s time to really start knitting.  Whenever you knit, you’re going to have the “old” stitches on your left-hand needle, and you will make the new stitches on your right-hand needle. So, that’s how we’re going to start.  Hold your needle with the stitches in your left hand, and your empty needle in your right hand.  Keep your ball of yarn on your right side.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAAre you ready to start your first knit stitch?  Yes!

Insert the point of your right needle into the front of the first stitch, with your yarn held behind your knitting.  (The “front” of your knitting is the side that faces you as you work on it.  The “back” of your knitting is the side that faces away from you.) It should look like this:  OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAThen, wrap the yarn around the tip of the right-hand needle.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAPull that new loop carefully through the old stitch.  This is tricky at first, so keep trying.  If you keep a little tension on your yarn, it makes it easier.  I like to wrap the yarn around my index finger to help keep tension, but if you don’t like that, try holding the yarn between your index an thumb, or wrapping it around your whole hand.  Every knitter holds their yarn a little differently. Find what feels good to you.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAYou’ve made your new stitch (the loop you just made on your right-hand needle).  Now it’s time to get rid of your old stitch.  To do this, simply slip it off the end of the left-hand needle. Easy.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAYou’ve finished your first stitch!  Congrats!  Now you just need to make approximately 1 billion more.  (Not really.  Although sometimes I wonder about how many stitches there are in a hat, or a sweater or something.  I’ve never actually sat down to do the math.  That would be crazy.)

Knit your second stitch:  Insert your right-hand needle into the front of the next stitch, wrap your yarn around the tip of the needle, pull the new stitch through, and then drop the old stitch off the end of the left-hand needle.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERATwo stitches done!  Keep going like this until you reach the end of the row.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAWhen you get to the end, swap your needles, so that your empty needle is in your right hand, and your needle with stitches on it is in your left hand.  Then, keep knitting away!

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAKeep knitting, switching your needles around at the end of each row, and soon enough you’ll see some awesome squishy fabric start growing off your needles.  (If your stitches aren’t as even as mine, that’s OK.  It adds character!  And, if you think it’s too bad to actually wear, you could frame the finished hat as a piece of modern art or something.)

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAThis pattern is called “Garter Stitch.”  It’s made when you knit every single row.  This is the brim of the hat we’re working on.  I worked my garter stitch for about 2 inches.  You can make your garter stitch brim wider or narrower by knitting more or fewer rows.

Next week, we’ll make the body of the hat, and I’ll show you how to work the purl stitch.  Happy knitting!

Inspiration: X-Men First Class

I was flipping channels last night, looking for something to watch, and I came upon X-Men, First Class.  It happened to be starting, and I happened to be in the mood for some good old-fashioned superhero action.

Actually, I was really into the X-men when I was a kid.  I watched the cartoon every day after school for years.  I have nothing against other superheroes, but I always preferred the X-Men.  Maybe it was because they acted as a team, maybe because they included some lady superheroes (which, except Wonder Woman, don’t really exist), or maybe because they did the whole “We fight for justice, even though the whole world hates us” thing, which is pretty much calculated to tug at a pre-teen’s “I feel like a weirdo” heartstrings.

Anyway, the recent X-men movies have been pretty terrible, so I kind of gave up on them for the last few years.  But this was on TV (and therefore free).  So, why not?

Result?  Awesome.  Super good, and it has the feel of the cartoon (not like these new really dark and twisted superhero movies.  Batman, I’m looking at you.).  And, most importantly, it included this hat:

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It was worn by the character Moira MacTaggart, who I had never heard of before, and frankly was neither a super compelling nor necessary character.  But she wore a cute hat.  So she’s got that going for her.  It’s a basic (ish) seed stitch beanie knit up with a k1p1 brim in bulky yarn.

Want to release your inner super powers?  Try one of these patterns:

pompon and seeds hat by Carolin Gall

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Autumn by Jane Richmond

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And, for the little mutants in your life:

Autumn Leftovers by Jane Richmond

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Dying Yarn: Ombre

Ombre is a fancy-pants fashion word for a color that changes from dark to light as you go up or down a garment.  You know what I’m talking about , even if my description doesn’t make sense.  Ombre looks like this:

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If you want to make an ombre project, like socks or a scarf, you can knit your project out of plain white wool yarn, then dye the finished projects.

(Or, you can start with a “Sock Blank.”  You can buy these from specialty yarn suppliers like Knitpicks.  A sock blank is a piece of stockinet knitting that is worked up with yarn held double.  It’s designed to be dyed, unraveled, and then knit into socks.  If you want to make your own, you totally can.  Just buy a skein of undyed wool sock yarn, hold the ends together, and knit up the whole thing.  Use super big needles so that the process goes quickly, and the fabric is nice and loose (if it’s too tight, the dye won’t take evenly). I’m using a sock blank, but that’s just because it’s what I had on hand.)

OK, so you have your knitted up fabric and your dye in your pot, just like normal.  Soak your knitted item in warm water and heat up your dye.  We’re ready to start dying.

Slooooooowwwwwly lower your sock blank into your dye.

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I’m talking tortoise slow, glacier slow, slower than the bus when you’re late for an important meeting.  S.L.O.W.

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Lower the project into the dye inch…by…inch.  It should take you several minutes to put the whole thing in the pot.  This gives the bottom of the fabric time to soak up more dye (and become darker), while the top part has less time in the dye (and stays lighter).

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Once the whole thing is in the pot, let it hang out in the hot acidic water for a few minutes to set the dye.

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Rinse it in fresh warm water and let it hang dry.  (Then, if you’re using a sock blank, unravel it and wrap into two balls of yarn.  Use these two identically dyed balls of yarn to knit up some kickass ombre socks.)

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n00b Hat, or Learning to Knit: Part 1

So, I heard that some of you don’t know how to knit (yet).  If you’re interested, let’s fix that.

This is a pattern I created years and years ago.  I was part of my college club the “Knitting Illini” (at the University of Illinois, hence the “Illini”).  We had to teach a new crop of people how to knit every year, and we didn’t want to scare them off with great big scarves, or boring washcloths.  I thought a hat was a fun, useful, and small enough project for new knitters.  And, you end up with a hat at the end of a couple of weeks. Win-win.

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It’s a basic beanie with a garter stitch brim.  It’s knit flat and seamed up the back.  It’s pretty much one size fits all, and is super cozy.  I have a couple I’ve made over the years and I wear them all the time.

I’m going to be posting small chunks of the project every Friday for the next couple weeks.  That way you can play along at home.  As you work on the hat you’ll learn how to cast on, knit, purl, decrease and finish a project, skills that constitute about 90% of all knitting.  And, if you keep up, you should end up with a pretty nifty hat by the time truly cold weather kicks in.

“Yes!” you say.  “I want to do this!  What do I need?”

Well, dear reader, you don’t need much:

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA-1 skein of worsted weight yarn.  You can go luxurious or cheap, or somewhere in between.  If you want to go the cheap route, Red Heart SuperSaver costs about two bucks and can be found literally everywhere.  If you want to go the luxurious route, find an independent yarn store and ask the clerk to get you something fancy for a worsted weight hat.  May I recommend Malibrigo?

-1 pair of size 8 knitting needles.  Whatever kind you like.  I recommend straight needles for ultra beginners.  Wood or metal, doesn’t matter.

-1 tapestry needle.  I forgot to take a picture of this.  It’s a big sewing needle.  Sometimes they are metal, sometimes they are plastic.  You’ll use this at the very end to finish your hat.

-1 pair of scissors (or really strong teeth, I suppose).  You won’t need these until the very end.

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Pattern Spotlight: Weasley Sweaters

I must have mentioned at some point that I’m a huge Harry Potter nerd.  It’s true.  And I’m not one bit ashamed of it.  I’ve probably read through the books at least five or six times.  I even dressed up with my friends to go to the midnight release of one of the last book.  Then we all sat up until dawn reading.  Good times.

One of my nerdier purchases (which is saying something), is my well-used copy of Charmed Knits, by Alison Hansel.  It’s an unofficial Harry Potter knitting book, and it is utterly delightful.

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If you’ve read the books, you know that Mrs. Weasley knits sweaters for each of her seven children every Christmas.  And, if you’re a knitter, you know what an undertaking that must be (even with the help of magic!).  It’s one of the ways she demonstrates how much she loves her family and how much pride she takes in protecting them.

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In Charmed Knits, Alison Hansel has two patterns.  One pattern is for a full-sized Weasley sweater (with sizes running from toddler all the way up to adult XXL).  The other is for a miniature, Barbie-doll sized sweater.  She suggests bending a bit of wire into a teensy coat hanger to turn your tiny sweater into a Christmas ornament.  (It’s pretty much the most adorable thing ever.)  I’ve made both the full sized sweater (minus the big double-stitched letter on the front; I’m a nerd, but not that much of a nerd) and at least a half dozen mini sweaters.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA(This is a mini-Weasley sweater I made for my friend Kate’s Harry Potter-themed 29th birthday party.  Also pictured, a felt Mimbulus mimbletonia and a scroll with a magic incantation.  Like I said, I’m a nerd.)

The coolest thing about these two patterns?  They are constructed in exactly the same way.  So, if you’re worried about making your first sweater, why not try knitting up a mini Weasley sweater first, to see how everything fits together before you go?  The two patterns are great beginning sweater patterns; simple, and knit at a largish gauge to make the projects go quickly.

So go find a copy of Charmed Knits, and make your family some sweaters for Christmas.

Inspiration: Sugar Skulls

We won!  We won!  I’m very excited.  You’re probably not super excited (or even know what I’m talking about), but it’s my blog, so I get to talk about what I want.

My roller derby league had their championship bout on Saturday, and my team, the Sugar Skulls, battled for third place (out of four) against the Royal Crush.  I’ve been on the team for about a year and a half, and we’ve never won a game. But this weekend, everything came together so well!  We fought super hard and kicked so much butt.  We ended up beating the Crush by almost 90 points (which is quite a lot).

Here we are yelling… or something… not sure what.1274419_565660210137289_415152936_oI got to jam!  I scored points for the first time ever in a real bout!

1272791_565662013470442_1709690174_oAnd! We even got a trophy.  (Not sure why Karny has it down her shirt, though.)

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Anyway, I’m super proud of all my teammates.  We all worked our butts off and played so well together.

In celebration of our Skull-y victory, let’s do some skull-y knitting:

Skull Hoodie, by Bernat Design Studio

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IMG_8337_medium2[1]Skull Tea Cosies, by Tea Cosy Folk

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