OK. Mistakes were made.
I was all stoked last week about making myself a pair of comfy socks.
Mistake 1- After going on and on about all of those lovely, tried-and-true sock patterns, I decided to go off script. Why? Who knows?
Mistake 2- I decided to make the socks cabled. Why? When have I ever made cabled socks that weren’t a disaster? Never. Cables are the best- I love them. They make wonderful, dense fabric that’s extra-thick and cozy. I don’t want extra-thick fabric on my socks. They have to fit inside shoes.
Mistake 3- I didn’t swatch. Like an idiot.
Actually, I kinda did swatch. I swatched the pattern (with different needles and different yarn). I was thinking about using the cable design in a sweater or something, but I decided after I was finished with the swatch that it would be better for a sock. I still maintain these are very cute socks. But compared to my usual sock gauge, they’re way off.
Mistake 4- When I first started thinking I’d made a mistake, I just kept going.
About 3 inches in, I thought “Huh. These are looking a little slim.” But did I stop? No! That would have involved admitting defeat, and having to problem-solve.
Anyway, long story short, I have one sock. It’s a lovely sock. It’s tall and blue and has a cute all-over cable pattern.
And it’s nowhere close to fitting me. I’d show it to you on my foot, but you don’t need to see that. Just trust that the cables are stretched beyond recognition and it barely stretches over my calf. It’s real sad.
Now I just have to decide what to do next. Do I rip it back, and go back to a tried-and-true pattern? Do I continue and work up a second one in the same pattern, and give it away to a smaller-footed friend? Do I ball it up and leave it at the back of my WIP drawer until I forget how I made it?
All equally good choices, I think.
What would you do?