First Sock Syndrome

We’ve all heard of Second Sock Syndrome– that affliction that makes it nigh on impossible to make yourself knit the second sock of a pair.  I admit, sometimes I get a little flare-up of SSS, but it’s something that I try really hard to avoid.

But, I have to admit that I live with a related affliction.  Something just as (if not more) deadly than Second Sock Syndrome, but perhaps a little less common.  I’m here to raise awareness about FSS.  That’s right: First Sock Syndrome, otherwise known as Cuffonly Sockitis.

I realized that I might be having a bout of FSS this weekend when I went to grab a set of my favorite sock needles for a new project (5″ bamboo US2 dpns, if you’re wondering). I have 5 or 6 sets of these needles, so I figured I’d be able to just grab some from the jar on my bookshelf and go on my merry way.  But no!  I couldn’t find a single needle!

It turns out they’re all being used in socks.  And not second socks.  That would be too easy- just a couple hours work to free my needles and finish off a brand-new pair of socks!  Not a single sock in my house is past the heel.  They’re all firmly stuck mid-way down the cuff.IMG_0193I don’t even remember starting this sock.  I think I started it literally before we moved… almost 4 years ago.IMG_0195And this one… I don’t even know what to say. IMG_0198It looks like I started it, got bored with it, put it down, picked it up again, completely forgot what pattern I was working, and just guessed until I got a couple more inches knit.  Look!  You can clearly see where I totally forgot what I was doing.IMG_0202.JPGClearly, I have a problem, and clearly, I’ve got some knitting to do to finish/fix these socks.

Or maybe I’ll just go buy another set of dpns.

Do you ever get FSS?

1 thought on “First Sock Syndrome

  1. Coralee Wenzel

    Earlier this year (April), I completed my first pair of socks…..using worsted yarn!! Prior to that, I had at least 6 different cuffs started, all the results of taking a class or workshop for sock knitting. The burden was heavy; but I bit the bullet, ripped out all of them and resolved to knit at least one sock. I grabbed Ann Budd’s Getting Started Knitting Socks (from my library of “let’s knit socks” books), and decided worsted was my friend and forged ahead. I think that my lack of construction knowledge in fingering was keeping me from finishing more than a cuff. I want to knit another pair, perhaps in DK before I drop to fingering. My feeling of accomplishment was immense and I’m looking forward to starting another pair.

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