Have you seen the Hobbit yet? Probably. It seems like everyone and their mother has seen it. It was pretty good, but I have a couple gripes with it.
- Why do all the dwarves look like dwarves, except for two who look like some sort of perfume models? Can you find them?
- Why did the dwarves randomly sing two big song and dance numbers at the beginning of the movie, then NEVER SING AGAIN? I’m not saying I want the Hobbit to be a musical, but two musical numbers out of nowhere is a little weird.
- Why is Frodo in the beginning? Dumb. No point in him being there.
- Why is it a trilogy that will end up lasting more than 9 hours? That’s too much. It’s not a long book.
But one thing I did notice (because I’m a weirdo who likes knitting way too much), is that many of the characters wear these fantastic knitted fingerless mitts:
Gorgeous! Warm! Practical! Exactly what you want to wear when going on an adventure. Want some for yourself? Try these patterns:
Commuter Fingerless Mitts by Stephanie Sun
Camp Out Fingerless Mittens by tante ehm