As you guys know, I watch a stupid amount of TV. And with great amounts of TV comes great numbers of commercials. (I think Spiderman said that… right?) Here’s a silly commercial that they’ve been showing for Subway, which apparently has avocados now (or at least I think that’s what they’re saying).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDB5H1GSjUM
Want to show your love of avocados? Try one of these patterns:
Avocado Fruit, by Melbangel
Avocado Dish Cloth, by Carly Zimmerman
On the Needles 
Love the dishcloth!
“Avo-car-do” lol!
I’m waiting for Ravelry to have the avocado sweater pattern available. It’ll happen and someone will want to knit it also.
You could make this in white, then applique on avocado patches…