First Sock Syndrome

We’ve all heard of Second Sock Syndrome– that affliction that makes it nigh on impossible to make yourself knit the second sock of a pair.  I admit, sometimes I get a little flare-up of SSS, but it’s something that I try really hard to avoid.

But, I have to admit that I live with a related affliction.  Something just as (if not more) deadly than Second Sock Syndrome, but perhaps a little less common.  I’m here to raise awareness about FSS.  That’s right: First Sock Syndrome, otherwise known as Cuffonly Sockitis.

I realized that I might be having a bout of FSS this weekend when I went to grab a set of my favorite sock needles for a new project (5″ bamboo US2 dpns, if you’re wondering). I have 5 or 6 sets of these needles, so I figured I’d be able to just grab some from the jar on my bookshelf and go on my merry way.  But no!  I couldn’t find a single needle!

It turns out they’re all being used in socks.  And not second socks.  That would be too easy- just a couple hours work to free my needles and finish off a brand-new pair of socks!  Not a single sock in my house is past the heel.  They’re all firmly stuck mid-way down the cuff.IMG_0193I don’t even remember starting this sock.  I think I started it literally before we moved… almost 4 years ago.IMG_0195And this one… I don’t even know what to say. IMG_0198It looks like I started it, got bored with it, put it down, picked it up again, completely forgot what pattern I was working, and just guessed until I got a couple more inches knit.  Look!  You can clearly see where I totally forgot what I was doing.IMG_0202.JPGClearly, I have a problem, and clearly, I’ve got some knitting to do to finish/fix these socks.

Or maybe I’ll just go buy another set of dpns.

Do you ever get FSS?

One thought on “First Sock Syndrome

  1. Coralee Wenzel

    Earlier this year (April), I completed my first pair of socks…..using worsted yarn!! Prior to that, I had at least 6 different cuffs started, all the results of taking a class or workshop for sock knitting. The burden was heavy; but I bit the bullet, ripped out all of them and resolved to knit at least one sock. I grabbed Ann Budd’s Getting Started Knitting Socks (from my library of “let’s knit socks” books), and decided worsted was my friend and forged ahead. I think that my lack of construction knowledge in fingering was keeping me from finishing more than a cuff. I want to knit another pair, perhaps in DK before I drop to fingering. My feeling of accomplishment was immense and I’m looking forward to starting another pair.

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